Wednesday, August 29, 2007



"Tehran's murderous activities"

In a speech yesterday, George Bush revealed that he had ordered his commanders in Iraq to "confront Tehran's murderous activities". Today, they obliged by arresting seven Iranians from a hotel in Baghdad. So what murderous activities were these seven nefarious individuals involved in? Negotiating contracts for the construction of an electric power station.

Obviously, the Iranians need to be told that only Halliburton is allowed to do that.